I was not awake yesterday or maybe I was but wasn't paying attention. I say this for two very good reasons which only became evident when I got home on the night.


One
I got home from work, took off my jacket, tie, shirt and undid the belt on my trousers.

Then undid a second belt on auto pilot.

I paused.

A second belt? Eh? Maybe I was turning into the Karate Kid with two black belts... My belly making a break for it in it's newly found freedom put an end to that idea.