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A few months a go, Mr Spammer hit one of our email accounts at work with a message a second for about 2 hours. Rather than the user get bombared with junkmail notifications, the offending email account was taken outside and shot, then replaced with a nice sparkling new one.
Now having installed spamfiltering levels akin to an overzealous bouncer on crack who thinks you have been sleeping with his girlfriend, mother and pet dog, the old email address has been ressurected from the dead with IT Voodoo and reinstated to the user.