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Batteries Not Included

I completed an update yesterday or rather I delegated it to Monkey, who negotated a suitable fee in bananas and visits to the local monkey house at the zoo for what Monkey called recreational purposes...

After buying 300lbs of bananas and fielding calls to Monkey from Madame OooOs Boutique at Dudley Zoo, Monkey completed the work, "popped out for a bit" and then returned earlier with a very big grin.

However, in true Monkey stylee, I realised this lunchtime that Monkey hadn't turned the website back on after completing the upgrade. When asked, the explanation from Monkey was "the batteries in the website had failed"..

I am blaming Monkey, Monkey is blaming Microsoft, well until their lawyers phone.

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