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We've lost the starboard engine sir!
A penguin controls our email at work and like all good penguins from time to time it needs opening up so upgrades, patches and offensive weapons like machine guns can be added. (Well okay not the guns). I am of course talking about a Linux server rather than a penguin although the bosses probably wouldn't notice the difference.
Now Friday the 13th is known to have people hiding under the coffee table, refusing to move house, wash-up and visit the mother in law. Me? I don't care.
