It was always the same. “It’s never going to happen again ever! Not this time! It will be good!” then five minutes in the weekend, War was trying to mediate a lover's argument by offering a variety of firearms at discount prices, Famine had ordered everything off the menu thirty times and Pestilence was snorting petri dishes in an effort to cure a cold after sneezing and decorating the walls with gooey snot.
Death gazed down at the dead waiter lying by their table and sighed inwardly, Death had forgot the non-lethal rubber gloves sitting on the dining room table.