tooth fairies

It was an unfortunate name but then the owner, Gordon the Goblin had terrible spelling so it was the Friary Inn became the Fairy Inn and with it the attraction of some rather dubious customers. Tooth fairies.

A cross between your bad tempered granddad and psycho manic mother in law, Tooth Fairies were notorious for being hairy, flatulent and proudly male despite refusing to change out of their tutus even after their shift had ended.

Larry the Leprechaun had made the fatal mistake of smiling. Surrounded by fairies bearing hammers and chisels Larry had no fear. He was wearing dentures.