Boxing Clever

Women's knickers come in a variety of shapes, sizes and qualities. For example, you have the patch of a material held on by bum crack string, sensible knickers because I'm not a tart and knickers made from the undercarriage of a Vulcan bomber.

This is true of men’s underwear too, from the sensible but pouting briefs, to steel re-enforced bullet proof y-fronts to the I might be chubby but I still feel athletic boxer shorts and I look good - yes I do.

After four ups of tea in the morning nature called and standing ready to roll out "Charlie" and give him some air, it was brought sharply to focus that there is a fundamental flaw in all underwear.

You have to put them on the right way round otherwise you need might need rename "Charlie" to "Harry Houdini"