Catalog Shopping

Three million ways to die and none of them were in stock. Death sighed. Suppliers were all the same. If it wasn’t in stock it was on order, if it wasn’t on order it had been discontinued, if it was discontinued it was in the sale and if it wasn’t on sale, they had sold the last one to the guy who came in five minutes before you.

Pity they had some classics. Death by a roller-skating hamster and Death by rabid chiwawa, both top sellers but the best by far, Death by a slipped finger when picking the nose.