A quick fire off the cuff as it comes writing excerise using Humpty Dumpty just for fun

1
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
but due to Health and Safetly Law
his safety rope prevented him hitting the floor.

2
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The crowd shot video on their mobile phones
despite Humpty Dumpty’s terrible moans.

3
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The lawyers came running
and now Humptys humming on his 12ft yacht.